Dilbert Quotations

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.