Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.
What can the harvest hope for...
Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving
I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.