Dishwashers Quotations

I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner.

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.

You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.