Downsizing Quotations

I am still in shock and awe at being fired,

I only know that I fired twice, or perhaps several times, without knowing whether I had hit or missed

Eventually I became involved with somebody, and I was fired

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

Actually, I began to think that maybe there is a god, after all. Or maybe its a different one. The old one got fired.