Eventually I became involved with somebody, and I was fired
Actually, I began to think that maybe there is a god, after all. Or maybe its a different one. The old one got fired.
Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.
If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.
You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
I only know that I fired twice, or perhaps several times, without knowing whether I had hit or missed
I am still in shock and awe at being fired,
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.