Drunk Quotations

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light.

If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, 'You've been drunk on money,' they're not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they'd be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we've been, and 'The Great Gatsby' can provide that explanation.

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

One night at a party, a really drunk guy came up to me and said, 'Whoa you look like Yves Saint Laurent' because I was wearing a turtleneck. I'd love to track that guy down and tell him that he gave pretty good casting advice.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up and go subterranean. I can make the phone book sound terrifying.

There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he says, 'because that's where the light is.' That's the problem with the deficit.

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the car and one leg was in the car. He looked at me and told me that I was a drunk and that he was ashamed to call me his son. That night, I stopped drinking and I never drank again; I was twenty four.

I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.

Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find the mornings are best, and the afternoons are only good for editorial corrections, or getting the washing done. Others can only work through the night, drunk.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek

'Would I mind if someone wrote a sequel to one of my books?' I asked myself, and I decided that I wouldn't, providing that the writer was respectful, had read my book first, and wasn't drunk when doing it.

I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable business. I'm not anti-Amazon, and I'm not pro-publishers either. I'm pro-books.

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.

Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about what and how we eat.

The reason that last-ditch political maneuvering has become business as usual in Washington is that the actors involved are drunk on blame and are convinced that the voting public is, too. They count on outrage, thereby spreading numbness. They cherish the prospect of partisan fury, thereby inspiring nonpartisan disgust.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

What can you say about the family who is suing the railroad after their drunk son was killed walking on the tracks? Trains don't normally sneak up on people. Unless they've derailed, you pretty much know where to find them.

If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what you're drinking.

I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?

I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.