Fence Post Quotations

Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs.

Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable.

It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.