Funny Bush Quotations

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my faults,

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!

It's your money. You paid for it.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.

Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

We ought to make the pie higher.