It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.
The giant step in the walk of faith is the one we take when we decide God no longer is a part of our lives. He IS our life.
He had a great game plan for the Giants and he's one of the great coaches in the league. I'm just so happy to be here playing for him. It's one of the reasons I wanted to come to Carolina.
He gets an extra day to work against the Giants next week, so he'll run some extra tests and see if things are healed exactly the way they (team doctors) want him to.
My dad is quite possibly the biggest Giants fan in the world. I believe he wore a Phil Simms jersey to my high school and college graduations.
I worked the Giants win over the Texans earlier this season. The Giants ran the heck out of the ball. Eli Manning rolled out away from Watt just about every time and changed the release point on his passes. The Cowboys have a road map.
When a handful of tech giants are gatekeepers to the world's data, it's no surprise that the debate about balancing progress against privacy is framed as 'pro-data and, therefore, innovation' versus 'stuck in the Dark Ages'.