Hernias Quotations

If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share.

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."