Famous Quotes & Sayings

Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Billie Joe Armstrong

We do have American Idiot picked up by HBO and I wrote the record and concept to it. [We have] the writer Rolin Jones and [director] Michael Mayer [who also directed the Broadway production], so we'll see what happens.

Darren Shan

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!

Bill Maher

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

Dennis Prager

To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

He sees everything. With his experience, these young pitchers would have to be idiots not to sit next to him every day and see what he sees.

Charles Stross

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Karl Hobbs

We were a 12th seed. A 12th seed. Why would I think we're going to be a 3 seed this year? Where's the proof? I'm going to sound like an idiot if I say that.

Afrojack

When I started producing, I was just making music under all different names. 'Black Afro.' 'Super Grandmaster.' 'Mister Bull.' Like, the most stupid, idiotic names. 'Afrojack' was one of those idiotic names.

Miranda Hart

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

Penn Jillette

proved that I wasn't an idiot for loving the American people.

Tom DeLay

Some say it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a village idiot to raise taxes on working families.

This is the worst record I have ever seen for a young driver. Lives are being put at risk because of idiots like this.

Aaron Boone

I took it as a frustrated, idiotic comment, especially considering the slop he was throwing up there. I mean, who is Josh Towers?

Chris Coleman

It was disappointing that one or two idiots got on the pitch and we should sling them out.

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

Noam Chomsky

Anti-Americanism is a pure totalitarian concept. The very notion is idiotic.

Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Cassandra Clare

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

Cassandra Clare

You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.

Maurice Sendak

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

John Newman

I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career.

Sherwood Smith

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

John Simon

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

Mark Twain

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language

Henny Youngman

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

Cassandra Clare

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?

I haven't got to meet him in person yet. I would probably be a blubbering idiot if I did.

Eoin Colfer

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Jim Butcher

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

Mark Twain

All human rules are more or less idiotic.