Idiot Quotations | Page 3

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions.

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

I figured he took that extended lead and as I was going to throw, I saw him delaying and tried to hold up and threw the ball away and felt like just the biggest idiot alive at that point.

I decided to be an idiot and go at the left side of the green and try to hit it close. I hit it in the water. That was a good break that kind of hurts you because otherwise, I'd have laid up right or chipped out.

I am one of those guys who could do the most emotional scene and crack a joke instantly. I'm lucky. I'm just like an idiot savant. I have one enormously enjoyable, pleasurable - for me - talent, which is being able to act.

He provides all the details. He doesn't leave anything out. Some people will tell you something and leave out Part Three. After he tells you something, you'd be an idiot if you mess it up. He listens, too. A lot of people teach but don't listen. He listens as well as teaches.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when any idiot could have seen...

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot.

Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark?

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

I decided, "Well, I'll be a forest ranger!" Because I thought, "I'll get to go out in the woods, I'll be in the forest, and I can sit in a tower and watch for forest fires and play my guitar. That's what I want to do!" Well, I was an idiot, of course.

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love.

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot!

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career.

Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

Any idiot can put up a website.

Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

You would be an idiot not to think he did it to evade capture . . . He is an outlaw, he believes the law doesn't apply to him.

All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots.

Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

There are idiots in every crowd.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down

Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do everything I shouldn't do.

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't.

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple.

Invest in businesses any idiot could run, because someday one will.

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

Only an idiot would doubt my return

I was an idiot when I was a kid.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.