Famous Quotes & Sayings

The police response is to look into it as to whether it's a joke or it's serious. The threat is something to seriously look at.

David Walton

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

Frank Caliendo

I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.

Jordan Gross

We prepare the same, we joke around the same. You really don't try to put too much pressure on the game. I think that's the reason he's able to do that.

We have to joke to keep from crying.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.

We've become a joke to much of the thinking world.

Will Friedle

When we did Batman: Return of the Joker, the Joker is played by Mark Hamill, so I got to sit next to Mark Hamill for two straight weeks.

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

We are all one team. We are always picking each other up during the games, and when we aren't playing we all laugh and joke around together.

Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

Michael Scott

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Michael Robotham

I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.

Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Most teams going into something like this would be uptight. We're just trying to stay relaxed. We joke during warm-ups ... stay loose.

My friends joke around with me and say that they put off the race just for me last year because I wasn't able to do it. I didn't want to lose my streak. But really I'm pretty fortunate.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

People have been talking about it, and the reason they have been talking about it is that it looks very ominous. The joke is, is there a prison going in there?

People may say it was meant as a joke and we're being fuddy-duddies. But we don't see it like that.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Artie Lange

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

You get to talk to people and joke around.

He would walk up to you if you were sad and make you joke and laugh.

Mason Cooley

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.