Famous Quotes & Sayings

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

My friends joke around with me and say that they put off the race just for me last year because I wasn't able to do it. I didn't want to lose my streak. But really I'm pretty fortunate.

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Most teams going into something like this would be uptight. We're just trying to stay relaxed. We joke during warm-ups ... stay loose.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

We are all one team. We are always picking each other up during the games, and when we aren't playing we all laugh and joke around together.

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Jordan Gross

We prepare the same, we joke around the same. You really don't try to put too much pressure on the game. I think that's the reason he's able to do that.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.

Teller

People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?' And I'll say, you know, '5:15,' and they'll say, 'Hey! Made you talk!' And that's merely a way of saying, 'I know your work and I like you.'

Nipsey Russell

is very simple to do.... I start with the joke line and write backward.

Michael Lehmann

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

I thought they were playing a joke on me. It's been different ever since.

He's got a big butt, and all the kids joke about it all the time.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

Megan Hilty

I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit.

John Searles

I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside.

He says the same thing about his son. It's a little joke he likes to use.

Joseph Williams

He made a joke out of everything and took things as they came.

People have been talking about it, and the reason they have been talking about it is that it looks very ominous. The joke is, is there a prison going in there?

People may say it was meant as a joke and we're being fuddy-duddies. But we don't see it like that.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

We've become a joke to much of the thinking world.