Kitten Quotations

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

I have a lot of mice, I have a kitten named 'Girr,' I have an iguana named 'Invader Zim,' I have some fish, a whole buncha water snails, and a tarantula named 'Sweet Pea.'

I declare I would rather be a kitten and cry, 'Mew!' than live as I see many of my female acquaintances do, tearing each other's characters to pieces, and wearing out their lives in vanity and vexation of spirit.

Can you design a Rorschach test that's going to make everyone feel something every time - and that looks like a Rorschach test? It's easy to show a picture of a kitten or a car accident. The question is, how abstract can you get and still get the audience to feel something when they don't know what's happening to them?

I like the name Atomic Kitten. It's so great.

I wish I were shyly, quietly intriguing, like Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy, like someone French and fashionable who knows how to twirl her ladylike locks just so and walk adroitly on kitten heels, who is all gesture and whisper - but I am unfortunately forward and forthright: When I am interested in a man, he absolutely knows it.

I absolutely adore Agatha Christie; so much so that when I received a kitten for my Christmas present, I called her Agatha, and I already have a cat called Hercule!

When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do!

Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally.

You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.

I am a kitten lover! And one of the reasons I liked doing ONE FINE DAY was because they had lots of kittens. I got to carry little, tiny baby kittens all over New York.

The people that domesticated cattle and started drinking milk learned how to digest it as adults. Normally, creatures after they grow up cannot digest milk easily. For instance, a kitten will nurse and digest milk, but then will grow up, stop drinking it, and start catching mice.

I think one of those comes around once in every career, that type of role. I play a character called Kitten Brady, who everyone knows is a transvestite. That's part of it, but it's not the whole story.

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.

Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that.

life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack.

Kittens will make your sad go away

We wait until all the kittens are adopted before we bring in new ones. The reason why we do this is to lower the risk of spreading infections a kitten might possibly have.

What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp

Correctional officers are just like police officers on the streets of any community. But for correctional officers, everyone they work with is a convicted felon and nearly half have committed a violent offense. They never get to rescue a kitten from a tree.

Once we get into kitten season, our costs start to skyrocket again.

. . . a businessman's candidate, hovering around the status quo like a sick kitten around a hot brick.

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?” “The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.

Playing with fire Kitten?

Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.

I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that.

Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

I don't like kitten heels. I just don't think they are an attractive shoe because they always look so stumpy. And I would never wear cowboy boots: a pointy toe and little heel is just not my thing.

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying.

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends...

I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious.

Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr: "If they would only purr for 'yes,' and mew for 'no,; or any rule of that sort," she had said, "so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

Time is what turns kittens into cats.

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.

... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on.

I had rather be a kitten and cry mew Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers.

One cat just leads to another.

No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin.

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.