Martini Quotations

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

As far I'm concerned, being an adult is way more fun than being a kid. But then I was a kid who wanted to be an adult. I'd watch shows like 'Bewitched' and see Darren come home and mix a martini and I'd go, 'That looks awesome! I want to do that!'

We sit down with the kids every single night, not that I want to every night - sometimes I'd rather be out with my husband having a martini at a swanky restaurant - but we sit down with our kids every night at dinner.

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.

One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

When preparing the regular menu, you consider the wine. With the bar menu, you have mixed drinks. That requires an easy style, relaxed food that will go with a martini or a beer.

Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap sparkling wine, so Martini was a good solution.

Our customers are guys who like to watch a game and like to have $50 or $100 on the game to make the game a little more exciting. These are guys who would rather spend $100 on the game than go out to a nightclub and pay $15 on an apple martini and buy 10 apple martinis and spend $20 for cover. That's three or four bets that they can make on a game.

It was the first jalapeno martini I ever had. He also served a chocolate martini. They were unheard of at that time. Everybody was serving wine.

If you put your glass down without paying attention, it could fall over. Or - you know when you get a martini and you slide it toward you to take that first sip? You couldn't. It would hit the ledge.

In today's terms this is very affordable, ... It's great that the people living here can walk out of their homes, have a martini and then go to the entertainment district.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.

It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

BIKINIS, ZUCCHINIS, MARTINIS. NO WEENIES

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

The martini glass is inscribed 'A Night At The After Party' and was handed out to the kids at school, 2 days before prom, at the lunch room.

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.