My Wife Quotations

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.

The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.

My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

I feel the need to work with my wife, Lena Olin, again.

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don't take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That's permanent. That's true love.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.

I am always a competitor and my wife and son have never seen me wrestle.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.

My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!"

My wife went off with Elvis.

My wife's married. I'm not.

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

Take my wife... Please!

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different than mine. The trick is to find compatibilities.

Will you do me the honor of being my wife?

I don't get any money from my wife.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

I've got more clothes than my wife.

I feel about John's gospel like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn't claim to understand her.

He was screaming like my wife.

My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive.

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.

My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.