You're only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my life?
Truly what the Emmys are about are the machine behind them, and Oscars are the same way, where if you have a big enough machine behind you, you get nominated, because truly how many of the best performances actually win...not many.
Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.
The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
All my friends are talented enough to get nominated for awards. I just am always surprised when things and people I like are also liked by things like the Oscars.
I work under the assumption that, generally speaking, my taste and the taste of the Oscar voters are not one in the same.
Everyone says Oscar Wilde was a dandy, but he wasn't, he was an aesthete. He took pleasure in food and stuff like that. Dandyism is much more austere-much more Calvinistic, more neurotic - it oscillates between narcissism and neurosis.
I don't have any ambition to make lots of money or win an Oscar or anything like that. It's not about that for me.
I think that the Oscar gives you some kind of guts or something, it gives you the illusion that you can do it. It's good for business.