Owning A Pet Quotations

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.