Pandas Quotations

The sad thing about destroying the environment is that we're going to take the rest of life with us. The bluebirds will be gone, and the elephants will be gone, and the tigers will be gone, and the pandas will be gone.

Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.

I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.

Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.

Americans love marriage too much. We rush into mariage with abandon, expecting a micro-Utopia on earth. We pile all our needs onto it, our expectations, neuroses, and hopes. In fact, we've made marriage into the panda bear of human social institutions: we've loved it to death.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life's work, and try to get hold of a giant panda.

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

Despite what you may have been taught about Indians or Africans or ancient Celts, poor people are terrible stewards of their environment. For instance, if my kid were starving to death, I would happily feed her fresh panda.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating

Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?" "Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.

Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.