You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.
I don't call myself a poet, because I don't like the word.
[My job is] a very high trapeze act, frequently with no net.
Now that I'm a pez and a LEGO I don't really want for any more...
She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.