Mentally mutilated potential programmers beyond hope of regeneration.
I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.
To a programmer, an operating system is defined by its API.
As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.
Programmers can be lazy.
LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing.
Programmers have not been professionals because they haven't really cared about quality.
The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future,