Reaper Quotations

I've cheated the Grim Reaper more times than anyone I know.

We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully.

When these guys came in today we didn't put candles in the room and have organ music playing and violins, and the grim reaper around the corner. It is what it is. Hey, we lost the game through our own mistakes, through needless penalties.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains. --Rev. Dr. Mucker(in a funeral sermon over a British nobleman)Cold pie is a detestable American comestible. That's why I'm done --or undone -- So far from that dear London.(from the headstone of a British nobleman in Kalamazoo)

Yeah, I did (think about it). Initially there, it looked like the grim reaper was sitting there on one of those crossbars, just overlooking the day. It seemed like everything we did, we got stopped on the field. But when we got (to overtime). I just thought it was our turn to score.

Yeah, I did (think about it), ... Initially there, it looked like the grim reaper was sitting there on one of those crossbars, just overlooking the day. It seemed like everything we did, we got stopped on the field. But when we got (to overtime). I just thought it was our turn to score.

A bad reaper never gets a good sickle

I've gone from being the Grim Reaper to being the Grim Reader.

You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?

Heard you have a new book coming out, 'I Should Be Dead By Now.' (The cover shows Rodman smoking a cigar and playing Texas Hold 'Em with a grim reaper behind him.) That's a great title.

I have been taunting the Reaper into taking a free scythe in my direction and have now succumbed to something so predictable and banal that it bores even me.

I'ma do my thing until the day the reaper come for me. You can keep on grillin', I'ma smile back.

We don't beat the Reaper by living longer. We beat the Reaper by living well.

The Grim Reaper doesn't disappear... he catches up.

The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.