Restaurants Quotations | Page 2

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

I only have the restaurant. If I do other things, it's only to do with the restaurant.

The restaurant industry is brutal.

For me to go to a restaurant and eat something that is not only good, but totally new, is a double thrill. Double the enjoyment.

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.

If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?

If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined.

I worked in restaurants the first half of my life.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.