Santa Quotations | Page 4

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas.

This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

These issues should not be resolved with a Santa Claus yarmulke.

You've got three choices: the taxpayers, the companies or Santa Claus ... Theoretically, you could take it out of the hide of the employees, but practically, nobody's looking to do that.

And my first museum show was at Santa Barbara, then the de Young. And, I think it was after the de Young, I had a show at the Los Angeles Museum.

All told, by the end of Monday, expect 4 to 8 inches of rain in the north counties and 2 to 4 inches in the Bay Area, with the majority of it in the Santa Cruz Mountains.

The church of Santa Croce was amazing. The tombs of Galileo and Michelangelo are there.

I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!

Among the gorges and ravines that hang on Los Angeles's shoulders like a necklace, Topanga - nestled in the cleavage of the Santa Monica Mountains - is the most singular of ornaments.

The market is reacting to speculation over a Santa Claus rally that didn't happen. So players are going liquid due to the poor corporate outlook for this year.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa for a train set and he's like, 'Yeah, how 'bout a bus token?

Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the cavalry," said Tom, "but I'm Santa Claus. Let's go downstairs and open some presents.

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it?

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.

For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there,

Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent to him! From childhood onward, human beings seem to be characterized by thanklessness.

Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.

I'm not going to make a present of Santa.

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

to return to Santa Barbara to immediately confront and prove these charges unfounded.

The Cuban Revolutionary Government has been generous and very considerate to me and my family. I lived in Santa Clara for a few months because I wanted to work in the countryside and get to know the country better.

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

When I walk up the piazza of Santa Croce I feel as if it were not a Florentine nor an European church but a church built by and for the human race.

Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected.

If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life [than a non-believer].