Sassy Quotations

I come from a big, loud family, and I'm the quieter one. Performing is something I have to switch on. I've heard I get real sassy onstage, which I'm not in real life! It's fun to be that person for an hour a night.

Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place.

Pat Phoenix kept that amazing sassy look. I always wonder, was that because she was thrilled with that look, and thought it looked marvellous, or was it because she was too scared to change it? It's a double thing. Security and insecurity.

'Things that Never Cross a Man's Mind' is probably one of my favorite upbeat tempo songs because it is just a sassy song, and it's a fun song.

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

With Cold Sassy Tree having its first production, I saw no necessity to do anything other than produce it with the correct setting.

I'm a strong person. I'm also very sassy and a little bit angsty sometimes.

There are expectations in how you play your character as a black woman, to be sassy and the same kind of feel, as if there are no quirky black women. I struggle with those things constantly, trying to add dimension to my work, and that's the goal, too.

One of my personal plights in this business is about playing 'The Sassy Black Girl.'

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I love the sassy skinnies; that's what I usually wear.

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

Do unto others, then run

Women were becoming more sassy and finding a voice for themselves. I can relate to that a lot.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

We're very sensitive about what we do, or don't do. We're sassy and classy.

The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the child's falling. This often makes them forget to comment on other aspects of the child's development, like why he is not yet talking or is still wearing diapers. Some grandmothers will spend an entire meal peering beneath the table and saying, "Is that thing steady?" rather than, "Have you had a doctor look at that left hand?

Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.

You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy.

There are a couple of things that are really brought home from a female perspective. In the studio I sing hard, and she softened that up. On 'Crash Here Tonight' she said 'You have a rich baritone voice, and I think this song can be just as sexy as all get out. Let's keep it in this register. Let it be sassy and intimate.

When I started, it was all meter maids or the sassy nurse, or the sassy receptionist in the hospital. And I felt like: Are those the only jobs that large, black women have?

It's great to see Sassy put a smile on patients' faces and give them a light moment.

I never want to be too mean with my songs, but with 'I Hope It Rains' it was definitely somewhere in the middle with being sassy but also a little class in there as well. It was a good blend for me and who I want to be perceived as an artist.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

I absolutely am a big Call of Duty fan. Every time a new Call of Duty comes out – I never play the games online, but I play the solo version super fast. My family knows not to interrupt me the day they come out, they know it's a sacred date for me. I think my favorite visually, of all of the Call of Duty games - even if it's not as sassy and high tech - is World at War because, that game has some really incredible episodes in Berlin and the Japanese fields. It's really quite arresting for me, visually, and it was very immersive. But I love Modern Warfare, too.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

The only thing I consciously avoid is playing the victim. I think women are portrayed as the victim in so many things, and I really like women with strength - although I feel now I may have gone overboard by playing so many strong, sassy women.

When Veronica Mars was canceled, the following season of pilots for The CW had been announced, and one was Gossip Girl. I read it, and I knew I was sort of old to play any of the kids. I called Dawn Ostroff -- who was the head of The CW at the time -- and said, 'Hey, I did so much narration on Veronica Mars, can I narrate this show? And she said, 'Hey, that's a very good idea.' They knew I had a younger voice, they liked me and they knew I'd show up for work, and I guess that was all I really needed. It was so clear to me how sassy and catty she needed to be.

I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

The idea was that the wife and I would make some sassy little art movie together that would come out and be wonderfully received. I took a punt and got a kicking for it. I've got to say, I think it's a good film and I'm scratching my head about what went wrong.

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

Things that Never Cross a Mans Mind is probably one of my favorite upbeat tempo songs because it is just a sassy song, and its a fun song.

Our brand is sassy people ripping apart technologists, then going to a party with them.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

It's ok to be sassy, but I'll never be trashy, it's ok to be nasty, but you got to keep it classy now

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.

The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a little milk and a handful of cheese to make a fat, sassy cheese soufflé.

I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

A fusty nut with no kernel.

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Why, this hath not a finger's dignity.

Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.

Thou unfit for any place but hell.

Thou lump of foul deformity!

Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

Men from children nothing differ.

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.

Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.

Thou art a Castilian King urinal!

A very scurvy fellow.

Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice.

O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch! Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?

You are a tedious fool.

O you beast! I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron, That you shall think the devil is come from hell.

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!

You are strangely troublesome.

No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

I can see his pride Peep through each part of him.

Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities.

They are hare-brain'd slaves.

They were devils incarnate.

He is white-livered and red-faced.

Such antics do not amount to a man.

Avaunt, you cullions!

O braggart vile and damned furious wight!

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!

Frailty, thy name is woman!

Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood.

There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.

For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight.

You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.

You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.

Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!

Thou whoreson, senseless villain!

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

More of your conversation would infect my brain.