Shotguns Quotations

Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.

You can't talk to a man, with a shotgun in his hand.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.

There is nothing more dangerous than a woman with a shotgun. Because you don't know when it's going to go off...and neither does she.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

When your holding a double barrel shotgun use both barrels.

Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun.