Tampons Quotations

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the legs, from behind, in the mouth.

Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc. - he knew the least about tampons. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears: he was aware of their existence, but he'd never seen on in the wild, and didn't really care to.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.