Ted Bundy Quotations

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-f-king-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

To those who say Ted Bundy should burn forever in eternity I would only say, so should I, so should all of us...

I'm the Ted Bundy of string theory.

I don't think he could ever be a serial killer. He's way too shy. That Ted Bundy guy, he was pretty outgoing , from what I heard. -Jess about Doug p. 107