Tees Quotations

Part of wearing a tee is saying, 'I'm comfortable and casual.'

I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game.

Once I graduated from NYU, I started making custom vintage tees for my friends and it just took off from there.

On the first tee I kept telling myself, "Trust yourself, you can do it."

...When it come to da: " What it do?! I don't fall for da: "Woop- TeE- WoOoo!

Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)

You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything’s my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there. (Tee)

Ooo, he’s snotty. I like him already. (Tee)

I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off my desk before I shoot it? Now make the call, Mr. Hunt-and-Peck. (Tee)

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee.