Toasters Quotations

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster.

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented.

I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point where what you have left at the end of the day doesn't please anyone. You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.