that's as nutty as squirrel turds
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.
When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.
I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.
I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
You're like a turd that won't flush.