Ulcer Quotations

I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots.

The greatest cause of ulcers is mountain-climbing over molehills.

The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their ulcers.

I have read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an eight ulcer man on a four ulcer job Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes and perhaps a supporter below.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

I received a card the other day from Steve Early which said, "Don't Worry Me--I am an 8 Ulcer Man on 4 Ulcer Pay.

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

I'm going to do my best to do both and die of an ulcer at age 30.

Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.