A man has cause for regret only when he sows and no one reaps.
I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
Life is for the living. I was a little scared before surgery 'cause of the release you sign that says there's always a very small percent chance that you'll die during the operation.
We have built a greenhouse, a human greenhouse, where once there bloomed a sweet and wild garden.
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
We respect the law of war, unlike our adversary, who uses mosques,
We respectfully disagree with the court's decision. We do not feel we ever intentionally discriminated against this individual. Wheelchair lifts -- even the kinds on low-floor buses -- they are mechanical devices, and they do sometimes fail.
We're small so the fuel issue isn't as big, because we don't have dump trucks we run, ... we hire that out. It affects our grader but it's not terrible, and the police car uses a combination of township gas and Dandy gas.