Vaseline Quotations

Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.

The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin.

Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline.