April Winchell Quotations

Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.