Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
lunch together have-courage
We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
bring common good hard ideas people uncommon work
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring them about
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
absolutely lie lies-and-lying please sure unless
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
audience complete opinions
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
fact opinions
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
choose willingly work
Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
names firsts trouble
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.