Bob Hope Quotations | Page 2

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.