Bruce Robinson Quotations

When I was writing 'Withnail,' I was so busted flat that I had one lightbulb that I would carry around the house with me. I mean, really. No furniture, no money, and I was hoping to be an actor, but I could never get a job.

Isn't that the definition of a star? Someone who can get a film made?

I've always felt that in a comedy script the stage directions should also have a comedic value.

I'm not a religious person, but I prefer God to money.

My problem with being an actor was that I was far too shy to actually do it.

I've always been that contemptible thing, a luxury communist.

Mostly in movies an actor has to come to a mark, an X, and deliver his line - but that's so artificial, that's not how people really behave.

I read 'The Rum Diary,' and I didn't really like it very much.

I think you're a good person or a todd by the age of eight.

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.