Charlie Sheen Quotations | Page 2

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.