Claudette Colbert Quotations

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.