Colin Gorman Quotations

There are only two things needed to maintain celebrity: Being clever enough to ensure that nothing true is ever written about you, and being lucky enough to only have the right people write it.

I always wondered, why is hearing voices in your head a sign of insanity? Isn't that exactly where you should hear them coming from? Now, if you started hearing voices in your feet, *then* I'd say you have serious problems.

I find it hard to take nihilism seriously; even nihilists don't believe in it.

Empathy is not a substitute for introspection. Stepping into someone else's shoes because yours don't fit means you still get to walk in ill-fitting shoes, you just don't get to own them.

The surest way to cause suspicion is through honesty and humility.

Insanity is only insanity if you don't have a good agent and publicist.

I cannot say that there is any reason to fear death; I've yet to meet anyone who's been through it come back to complain about the experience.

You will always hear the people who tell you that you are nothing; that you cannot accomplish anything, that you will fail, that you will never amount to anything, and that you will never reach your dreams. The one you don't hear is the person who would hoist you on their shoulders to prove everyone else wrong.

The cruelest joke in the history of the world was man being given so much reason and women were made unreasonable, while women were given so much tolerance and men were made intolerable.