Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back
you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around