Dane Cook Quotations | Page 2

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.