David Vitalli Quotations

But we don't push that on our clients. We're not looking to rip anybody off. You know if you're sleeping with them or not.

There are semen tests out there, and some of them work, some of them don't. The light will even read subcutaneous bruising on corpses - this is serious stuff.

We had a guy who bought a BMW for his wife on a Tuesday. She went out on Friday night, came back at 3 a.m., and acted funny all weekend. He took the car back to BMW and had the seat taken apart and sent to us for testing - and he caught her.

So what if it's not really patented, who cares!

There's a lot of people accused of cheating who are not, and this kit can prove that. However, there's a flip side to that coin.

It will let you know if it's bodily fluid from a man, a woman, or both mixed together. If they're mixed together and it wasn't from you, you know there's a problem. You can go further with that if you have to.

If your husband calls you and says he's going to be an hour late, comes home at 3:30 in the morning saying his car broke down and his pants aren't dirty, you might want to test him.