Dirceu Ferreirais a Brazilian former footballer... (wikipedia)
Neither Beckett, nor Ionesco, not even Arrabal: the biggest responsible for the absurd in entertainment is the guy who calculates the tickets' prices.
If a child says it has five senses, their parents will surely believe that it has the sixth one as well.
Mankind will only accept the easy things when they finally find out how difficult it is to accept them.
The most practical way to become famous is to survive a major tragedy.
Dear Mr. Webster: I have no words to thank you for your dictionary.
The best contraceptive method for any couple is misunderstanding.
In his youth, every man is a dreamer. But then he finally gets sleepy.
I am not sure if it is difficult to end the famine in the world. But the end of gastronomy competitions would be a marvelous first step towards it.