Finley Dunne Quotations

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.