Fred Schneider Quotations

The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

No, we've been performing our old songs a little differently each performance.

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.

It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.

I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch.

I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.

I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along.

Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.

When I die, I have arranged to have a microchip in my tombstone, which will be solar- powered. It will play the noise of dozens of people weeping and moaning over me.

Right now you have to use local roads that weren't designed for high volumes of traffic, so this provides an alternate route.

We have not developed good policies for allowing corporations to extract the information that they need without invading the privacy of the individual.

We basically created our own groove -- Southern rock pop soul craziness. We just took it to the limit.

(The parties were) never X-rated, but we got to 'R'. Like if a party got boring, we'd all take off our clothes and run through the house.