Gerald Barzan Quotations

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own.

Success is the ability to rise above principle.

I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?

The only thing we learn from a new election is we learned nothing from the old

Doctors and undertakers/ Fear epidemics of good health.

Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.

As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.