Graham Kennedy Quotations

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.

I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.

I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.

Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.

There are no limits, love, there are no limits.

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.

Ray Martin and I had worked together before, and he well knows that if I have the questions in advance, he'll get a better interview.

I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.