Gadget Guy's Gamer Epitaph. I Paid, I Played, Game Over!
Those who can't speak join Toastmasters; Those who can also join.
I usually try to quote myself, but my editor ends up correcting my punctuation.
Definition of Standards: Something that should be the way I say it should be
A man without money has a hole in his pocket. A man with holes in his pocket has no money