It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.
The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.
Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.
A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.
There is no such thing as a harmless truth.
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it
Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers
To a warden, Utopia is an escape-proof jail
The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It said simply: ''He kept down the cost and set the type right.''
A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles.
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral
The first step to wisdom is to avoid the common fallacy which considers everything profound that is obscure